Zombie Meme

I found this meme over at Butterfly Cauldron, and I couldn’t resist. Then again, I didn’t try.

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight along side you

1. One weapon – I liked Zan’s clever solution, which was a wand that turns the zombies around and sends them to eat Republicans. Of course, some of my best friends are Republicans, and I don’t want to steal her answer when there are only three options, so I have to come up with something of my own. I dashed over here to see if I could find some useful advice, and I learned that the top 5 weapons for zombie slaughter are: shotgun, machete, chainsaw, baseball bat, and crowbar or tire iron. Hmmm. I think I’m going to break with convention here, and go with a big ole’ shovel. Because that’s what Buffy uses in Chaos Bleeds, and it’s fun to smash them with the shovel. Rrrrr. Argh.

2. One song – The obvious choice would be “Thriller”, right? I know. But it doesn’t really inspire me with the desire to smash zombie skulls. Of course, “Zombie”, by the Cranberries might work, but again, not really kick ass enough. So, what song DOES inspire me to smash zombie skulls? I’m kinda leaning towards “My Sharona”, by The Knack. Doesn’t that sound like a fun song to kick zombie butt to, esp in a mall? I know.

3. One famous person – Duh. Buffy. Buffy first, Buffy last, Buffy always. I might not get much slaying in, as she kicks ass, but after the killing, we could shop. I suspect the grateful shopkeepers would give us free merchandise, to thank us for saving their lives. I hope.

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