J & Curtis Sitting in a Tree…

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Saturday, we hopped on BART and went to San Francisco to see Curtis Stone. (To see the coolio video Ted put together for me, click here) He was signing cookbooks at Williams Sonoma on Union Square, and Ted and Maya were willing to indulge me in seeing my boyfriend in real life. 🙂 He’s mighty tall, and he forgot to shave, and from what we could see, he seems like a very genuine and nice person. YAY! So then, of course, I told Maya that was her future step-father. She was happy about the money and fame, but not too thrilled about me and Ted not being married anymore…but then I started thinking it through a bit more…

I marry Curtis…then I start getting jealous of him flirting with all of the pretty girls he meets on Take Home Chef. I demand that he stops. He says that it’s his job. I tell him to quit his job if he truly loves me, which of course, he does. So he quits his job, but goes into a depression because he misses the fame and fortune and what’s he supposed to do with himself now? He says, “You knew who I was when you married me, you shouldn’t have made me quit my job, I HATE YOU!” Then I yell, “Hey, I was happily married when I met you, you broke up my family, I HATE YOU!” Next thing you know, divorce.

And while the alimony might be OK, I like him too much to put him through that. I also like Maya, Ted, and myself too much to go through that. So, for now ladies, he’s still available.

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