J & Curtis Sitting in a Tree…
Saturday, we hopped on BART and went to San Francisco to see Curtis Stone. (To see the coolio video Ted put together for me, click here) He was signing cookbooks at Williams Sonoma on Union Square, and Ted and Maya were willing to indulge me in seeing my boyfriend in real life. 🙂 He’s mighty tall, and he forgot to shave, and from what we could see, he seems like a very genuine and nice person. YAY! So then, of course, I told Maya that was her future step-father. She was happy about the money and fame, but not too thrilled about me and Ted not being married anymore…but then I started thinking it through a bit more…
I marry Curtis…then I start getting jealous of him flirting with all of the pretty girls he meets on Take Home Chef. I demand that he stops. He says that it’s his job. I tell him to quit his job if he truly loves me, which of course, he does. So he quits his job, but goes into a depression because he misses the fame and fortune and what’s he supposed to do with himself now? He says, “You knew who I was when you married me, you shouldn’t have made me quit my job, I HATE YOU!” Then I yell, “Hey, I was happily married when I met you, you broke up my family, I HATE YOU!” Next thing you know, divorce.
And while the alimony might be OK, I like him too much to put him through that. I also like Maya, Ted, and myself too much to go through that. So, for now ladies, he’s still available.
14 Comments
Susan in Italy
Hey, good thinking! Anyway, Ted is cool enough to accompany you to see “the celebrity boyfriend” sounds like you’re already in a good spot!
Ml
Very cool meeting your boyfriend and “furture husband” like that! 😉
Love the video!
Beenzzz
Man, what a whirlwind romance. Very passionate from beginning to end…love, tempers flaring…..! I must check out the video Ted made you. 🙂
Autumn's Mom
That is too cute J. 🙂
Py Korry
How can I compete with Curtis? The truth is, I can’t, so I won’t. I even threw in the towel on my blog…:-)
Maya's Granny
What a relief!
Starshine
It was very mature of you to think that through all the way to its logical and inevitable conclusion. 😉
So…who told him to sign your book that way? 🙂
Glad you got to meet Curtis and had a fun family day, too.
CuriosityKiller
LOL I was howling when I read this post — very funny — what a great down-to-earth way to talk yourself out of stalking a celebrity. LOL
Gina
I am quite impressed with him actually writing that!
He is indeed a cutie!
J
Curiosity Killer…I hadn’t actaully thought of it that way…stalking a celebrity…how can that be if he loves me?
ally bean
lol. I adore your logic!
joan
funny. I’ve caught the show a couple of times.
Lalunas
He is really cute, but then Py is really cute He can cook and Py can cook. He is on TV and PY was on TV when he was younger. He wrote a cook book, Py wrote a book too. So all in all I say it is an even choice. (hehehehe)
ploop
There was definately ‘a look’ in that video. There was something tempestuous and exitable about the way he wrote ‘future wife’. Py watch out!