Does God Speak to You?
He doesn’t so much speak to me, as he sends me emails….like this one (see the return address…does this mean that God is processing loans in Russia? I thought he had a better gig than that?), that I received yesterday…what I kinda wish, though, was that he would use my home email, rather than my work one. It’s more personal, right?
15 Comments
Ml
Wow, J, you’re special having God send you emails and all 😉
So silly the things people do, isn’t it?
Gina
Yeah, the least he could do is bother to find out your home email!
Py Korry
I wonder what kind of interest rate God charges on loans?
Autumn's Mom
that is just crazy. I’m so sick of these new spam loan emails. crackheads. Sorry God.
Cherry
Well you opened it didn’t you?
Their little spammy scheme worked!
J
Cherry, when you get an email from God, you kinda HAVE to at least open it, don’t you? 😉
Maya's Granny
Somehow, I expect lightening to strike the people who do this. I mean, something bad should happen to them for taking the Lord’s name in vain!
Maya's Granny
Jessica says, in response to news about your e-mail from God, “So, Jesus says, the first time I came they crucified me and the second they called me spam.”
Wendy
OMG I almost woke up my son laughing at this – “I thought he had a better gig than that?” – priceless!
ally bean
Your credit history doesn’t matter to God??! I never knew this. I always figured that He’d hold us a bit more accountable for our actions. But I was wrong. Wow!
hellomelissa
funny thing to send to an atheist!
Beenzzz
An e-mail from God! Ok, now that is freaky. What will people come up with next, greeting cards from satan?
lalunas
I think that email was sent by a God copy cat. The real God would send it to your personal email and not charge interest.
hehehehe
Riley
This sort of takes “using the Lord’s name in vain” to a whole level?
Jimmy
I wonder when the dang Jehovah’s witnesses will start doing this?LOL