Z is for Zany

I had trouble with this one. What to write about? I dislike zebras, they are brutal murderous wild animals. I did a search for zany questions, and came up with this list. I will take it as is, and try to answer. Seems like a good way to wrap up my A-Z. I intend to write posts through the end of the month, so maybe I’ll be here a few more days before slowing down again. Who knows. My search has 70 questions, and I gave up way before that. Sorry. I felt like the last question I answered was pretty much the last straw.

Here goes:
1. Is cereal soup? Why or why not? Um…hmmm…I don’t know how to answer this. I’m saying no, maybe it’s the milk?

2. What is the sexiest and least sexy name? Most sexy: Joan? I always thought Joan Osborne was really sexy. Least sexy: Bert. No one in mind there, just not a sexy name.

3. What secret conspiracy would you like to start? Alien love child of David Brinkley and Christie Brinkley (plus an alien) is our next President.

4. What’s invisible but you wish people could see? Love. Or maybe COVID, so we could avoid it.

5. What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled? Garlic at 6am when working at the hotel in San Francisco. Could never figure out where it was coming from.

6. Is a hotdog a sandwich? Why or why not? Absolutely. Meat. Bread. Sandwich.

7. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen? I don’t even know what this means.

8. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know? A bunch of stuff I know about the British royal family. Why do I care? I have no idea, but I do.

9. What is something that everyone looks stupid doing? Picking their nose.

10. What is the funniest joke you know by heart? Too long to list here, but I have a link to one of my favorites.

11. In 40 years, what will people be nostalgic for? A year without fires. (I hope this is NOT true, meaning I would love many years without, so we don’t even notice it anymore.)

12. What are the unwritten rules of where you work? Don’t be an asshole. Good rule.

13. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? I’m all for it, if you like it. I think we should all eat what we like on pizza. Or anywhere. I happen to like pineapple on pizza.

14. What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you? Uh…I didn’t like seeing Bambi’s mother die, and then there’s Old Yeller…plenty of horrible kids movies out there.

15. What kind of secret society would you like to start? Secret society of people who love books and wine and not really talking too much about the books and why should it be a secret?

16. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Honey badger? They don’t give a shit.

17. Toilet paper, over or under? OVER. Stop asking.

18. What’s the best type of cheese? Whatever kind you like. I like many. Can you tell these questions are starting to annoy me?

19. Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? What? TMI.

20. What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of? No idea.

21. In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet? Stupid and lovely.

22. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? One if it were in the right place.