Lie to Me(me) ~ Seven Deadly Sins

June 5, 2009 /

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(graphic from movie ‘seven’ found here)

Amuirin tagged me for this delicious meme, one where we get to have a little fun, as long as we tell no truth.

Here are the rules:
Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you.
Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up.
If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me.

Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.

Pride
What is your biggest contribution to the world?
I invented the question mark.

Envy
What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?
A desk next to mine, so they can be close to me.

Gluttony
What did you eat last night?
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Lust
What really lights your fire?
Cowboys that don’t bathe, and who chew with their mouths open. Especially if they are enjoying their ‘chaw’. Yum-O. You can spit my way, anytime.

Anger
What is the last thing that really pissed you off?
The end of Star Trek, when they whipped around the Sun in order to go back in time *again* and fix things *again*, and they crashed the Enterprise into Superman, who was going back in time *again* to fix things *again*. I hate when that happens.

Greed
Name something you hoard and keep from others:
Celery. Because it’s just SO DARNED GOOD. Also, Liver and Onions, for exactly the same reason.

Sloth
What’s the laziest thing you ever did?
Slept through my wedding. Was that wrong?

Now it’s your turn:
Autumn’s Mom
Jess Riley
Amy Sue Nathan
La Luna
V-Grrrl
Greeblemonkey
Deb

7 Comments

  • V-Grrrl

    June 5, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Hey Jules!

    Here are my lies:

    Pride–My pen name is Elizabeth Gilbert and Eat Pray Love is my biggest contribution to the world.

    Envy–What do your co-workers have that you wish was yours? Sex with the boss.

    Greed–Name something you hoard and keep from others: A bag of York peppermint patties. Oh wait, I’m supposed to be lying, right?

    Anger–What is the last thing that really pissed you off? John McCain losing the election. You know, it broke my heart. I so wanted the Republicans to rule another four years.

    Gluttony–What did you eat last night? I had a one night stand with a bag of Tostitos, a jar of salsa and a six pack of Corona–and I didn’t respect myself in the morning.

    Lust–What really lights your fire? Stupid men who don’t entertain me with clever conversation and big thoughts. I think the size of a man’s mind is inversely proportioned to the size of his…

    Sloth–What is the laziest thing you ever did? Let my kids write their own absentee notes, explaining how they had to stay home from school to make my meals and deliver mugs of steaming tea to my desk all day.

  • J

    June 5, 2009 at 10:20 am

    HA! Excellent lies all. Thanks V-Grrrl. I picked mostly people who like to write to tag, because I figured you would come up with some good lies. 🙂

  • J

    June 5, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    I wonder if I could find a cowboy who’s a mouth breather who also chews tobacco and spits? Because you know, THAT’S HOT.

  • Jimmy

    June 7, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Haha…that was some good stuff J!!!
    Gluttony?…..That’s a lot of stuff to consume. I’d a just settled for the “Nine ladies dancing”! Less filling!
    I’m with Nance on the liver and onions, but you keep on hoarding the celery.
    I think I’m gonna grow up to be a mouth breather one of these days?