Jupterian*

Did you know that Maya was born on Jupiter? Perhaps that would explain why she’s so darned smart and beautiful and yummy as well. I love this picture. She’s just so pretty. 🙂

When she was a baby, she had a birthmark on the back of her head. It was a large red hemangioma (sometimes called a ‘strawberry‘), which looked remarkably like the big red spot on Jupiter. So we decided that she was FROM Jupiter, and thus, a Jupterian.

When she was little, and asked where babies came from, we gave her a couple of answers. We sometimes told her the truth, and we sometimes told her that she was from Jupiter. That all babies are on different planets in our solar system, and they get transported into their mother’s womb just before birth. Well, maybe a few months before. Don’t try to tie me down with logic here, OK?

Anyway, this never caused any real confusion on her part…she knew the truth, and she knew the fun, and she liked them both. (Though she always thought the sex part was kind of gross…)

One day, when she was maybe 4, we were shopping at Lunardis (grocery store near us), and she was sitting in the cart, and suddenly her friends on Jupiter transmitted some secret code to her, which caused her to overcome her debilitating shyness long enough for her to tell everyone we passed that she was from Jupiter. What I liked best about that day was that not one person blew her off, or said, “Oh, really?” and looked at me in that semi-superior way that some adults have, and that sensible children find unbearable. No, they all played along. She got answers like, “Really? I’m from Saturn. Aren’t Earthlings STRANGE?” or, “That’s great. My sister’s from Jupiter. Have you met?” She must have told 10 people of her intergalactic heritage, and not one person batted an eyelash.

My summation of all of this? Apparently, not ALL people suck.

*This post is really just an excuse for me to share this picture, because I love it so much. And it’s a cute story, and I didn’t have a blog when it happened…