(graphic from movie ‘seven’ found here)
Amuirin tagged me for this delicious meme, one where we get to have a little fun, as long as we tell no truth.
Here are the rules:
Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you.
Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up.
If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me.
Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.
What is your biggest contribution to the world?
I invented the question mark.
What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?
A desk next to mine, so they can be close to me.
What did you eat last night?
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
What really lights your fire?
Cowboys that don’t bathe, and who chew with their mouths open. Especially if they are enjoying their ‘chaw’. Yum-O. You can spit my way, anytime.
What is the last thing that really pissed you off?
The end of Star Trek, when they whipped around the Sun in order to go back in time *again* and fix things *again*, and they crashed the Enterprise into Superman, who was going back in time *again* to fix things *again*. I hate when that happens.
Name something you hoard and keep from others:
Celery. Because it’s just SO DARNED GOOD. Also, Liver and Onions, for exactly the same reason.
What’s the laziest thing you ever did?
Slept through my wedding. Was that wrong?